"kangaroo" is code for 'make up any excuse in the whole dang world and call me and GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!'
if you ever receive a kangaroo text you are to immediately:
1- halt all currently involved activities.
2- think of a serious situation which you can legitimately b.s. without lauging.
3- call the texter.
4- tell them you need their help in previously mentioned situation pronto!
"kangaroo" is most commonly used when
a- on a terrible date when they just cant get the hint.
b- youre bored of whoever youre with.
c- in an awkard situation.
d- when you dont feel safe with whoever youre with.
tonight was a PRIME example of the kangaroo method.
friend was hanging out with weird boy,
didnt wanna be there anymore,
sent me the code word.
i called and told her my care woulsnt start and she had to come pick me up NOW!
problem solved.
thanks kangaroo for saving many girls from sucky situations!
use it at your own risk.
[just make sure the receiver knows what the code means!]
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